Video Break: 127 hours

As exhilarating as ever...

Is it just me, or does it seem like movies are getting censored up the ass (the Pat Tillman Documentary) and TV is getting away with a lot more than it used to? Oh well, ZOMBIES!

Also, pirates knocked up Nancy Drew.

Video Break: 8 year old kid explains the Expendables

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Yes I spend a lot of time on the internet. It's interesting stuff. Someone should blog it. Yes, the WHOLE internet.

Video Break: Fuck you

Top comment currently on youtube: "Great song, then I wanted to hear the other single 'Georgia' but got this message: This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. and I'm like 'Fuck you'"

Video Break: Doctors With Guns

Shoot the leukemia out of her!

Video Break! - Piggy Commercial

They could've just had an amazingly lifelike animatronic/cgi-faced pig puppet punchlining a joke. But no. They gave him two pinwheels.

Video break! - Silent Star Wars

So the last I posted was APRIL F-ING FIFTH. It is now the next month that starts with an A. So I'm going to try this again. I have installed a nifty Safari (don't judge me!) extension to help me blog more intuitively, if you see me again, it's working. If not, maybe its better to just shoot me an email if you want to talk.