Monday, November 22, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

From Genetically Delicious

I have teamed up with a few hometown friends who've been making sketch videos under their tag Genetically Delicious Films since high school. Now the power team is up and running, and our first short is up, "Ball Juice". Check it out and send it to your friends so that they may also get figuratively kicked in the balls, whether they have them or not.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Video Break: 127 hours

As exhilarating as ever...

Is it just me, or does it seem like movies are getting censored up the ass (the Pat Tillman Documentary) and TV is getting away with a lot more than it used to? Oh well, ZOMBIES!

Also, pirates knocked up Nancy Drew.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Video Break: 8 year old kid explains the Expendables

Yes I spend a lot of time on the internet. It's interesting stuff. Someone should blog it. Yes, the WHOLE internet.

Video Break: Fuck you

Top comment currently on youtube: "Great song, then I wanted to hear the other single 'Georgia' but got this message: This video contains content from WMG, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. and I'm like 'Fuck you'"

Video Break: Doctors With Guns

Shoot the leukemia out of her!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Video Break! - Piggy Commercial

They could've just had an amazingly lifelike animatronic/cgi-faced pig puppet punchlining a joke. But no. They gave him two pinwheels.

Video break! - Silent Star Wars

So the last I posted was APRIL F-ING FIFTH. It is now the next month that starts with an A. So I'm going to try this again. I have installed a nifty Safari (don't judge me!) extension to help me blog more intuitively, if you see me again, it's working. If not, maybe its better to just shoot me an email if you want to talk.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Video Break

"So other than being a handsome guy, lets go over what Anakin did to win over Padame..."

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Good Side

You know how sometimes you meet a new person, and you start talking small talk about your favorite novels and refrigerator brands and ways to off grandma and then they stupidly splurge that they like something you HATE, and suddenly you can't be their friend anymore?

I got to thinking of what criteria you must have to be on my best side:

1. Know of/have seen "Darkplace"

2. Don't understand the New Yorker

3. Universal health care!!!

4. "Oh, I've once stood in line outside a concert for X hours!"

5. You've seen "Pieces"? NO WAY. You're too good to be true!

6. Okay with peanut butter and cheese sandwiches

7. "Good news everyone!..."

8. Reddit

9. This is funny. But not. But yes.

10. Swing dance

11. Spongebob band-aids

12. Oh sure, drunk Rock Band is a totally great birthday party idea!

13. "Do you know the number to heaven?"

If you don't fit the bill, take a short walk on a long pier. And then go on the ferris wheel because you're probably on the Santa Monica pier having a good time.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Best April Fools products

Monolith Action Figure from ThinkGeek

Awkward Conversation Starters from Archie McPhee

Level Perfume from Art.Lebedev

Starbucks Jumbo sizes from Starbucks.

More at Nerdapproved! (Someone make the Monolith figure a reality please.)